Friday, March 13, 2009
evil is vile rearranged; they mean the same thing

School really sucks. As in, really, really sucks. Lessons end at 4+ everyday, 6 on Wednesday. If that's not screwed up enough, My teachers demand a whole lot of crap and patronize us. I'm part of us. I'm being patronized. I'm not hiding anything, it's my Chemistry teacher. Have fun dwelling in others' misery.

Enough of the blog backstabbing shit. I've been reading a lot + me and my NEE went out today. Gosh, finally. We went to Pepper Lunch, which has too much pepper, then to Cofee Bean which has too much bins and then to the library which has too much books. Okay, enough crap. You know what's the best thing on earth? Knowing that people are reading what you are writing, thinking you have found out the greatest discovery on earth, etc the best thing on earth.

The next book I'm venturing into is by Stephen King. I'm a freaking nerd, blogging about the books I'm reading. Damn it. Anyways, Stephen King is horrific and creepy. I like. The kind of books, I mean. Tsk, you kids. So immature, always running into overhead slides, forgetting you're not as short anymore and can hit the slide on your head.

I realise my posts are really lame but who cares I'm lame I'm not gonna end this sentence so quickly maybe I really am lame I'm falling into a deep sleep I don't want to think about anything anymore bye ravenous and hungry Big Bens.

Okay finish.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009
wow, a quote

"This is undeniably, the greatest quote on earth."

- Zeken the Ninja

a nicer way to die

OMGosh I'm such a nerd. Yes, that's the second book I've read, properly, as a teenage boy who runs up walls pretending to be able to walk up them and flattens his nose. Today has been a nonsensically wet day. Ended up playing soccer (you know, that silly game that dumb boys play, the one where they chase one ball and kick it around, yeah that one) in the rain cause it started raining while we were playing. So we weren't playing in the rain but it was because it started raining while we were playing. So in fact, the rain was falling in the presence of us. Yeah, that makes sense.

I made my sweet angry today. I'm sorry. I really am. I love you! Ah wige wee ah wige wee ah woo woo woo! 4eva lubxz euuxz lorrsz!

Sam Mills rocks. I like his books. Or book. I'm reading his second books, about boys forming their own religion called Hebetheus. Scary, cool, thrilling. Cool. Nevermind. Stay tuned. Next time you go to your local library, look out for Zeken Prodigy. Yeah.

Thanks.

Oh and, I love you, Rebekah!

Friday, March 6, 2009
the knife that killed me

Yeah, kids, Zeken read his first book in a few years! And it apparently was this book. Creepy, freaky, weird and nonsensical. I like it.

Anyway. Hi to my normal readers and my sunshine! (yes, that means my sunshine isn't normal, she's weird. This week has been once again a packed week. It's so packed that my one-hour period slots can be inserted into each of the Periodic Table spaces. No, I'm just kidding.

I've learnt a lot this week.

All movement is infinite. For example, for a knife to reach your heart to kill you, say it takes 2 seconds, it needs to travel half the distance. That means 1 second. To travel that distance, it has to travel half that distance again. This means half a second. So if you add it up, you'll get 1+1/2+1/4+1/8+1/16+1/32+... You'll never reach 2 seconds. The knife will never reach you.

Good luck, have fun.

Sunday, March 1, 2009
sand + salt + water + thunder

Yozzz peepar! Just came home from Open Sunday, which was really wet. Unfortunate weather. Damn weather in Singapore! Tsk. Neeways, it was great fun seeing people get pissed off when they just couldn't solve the clues and found them too darn ridiculous.

SELF HIGH-FIVE!

I'm watching Unexpected Access now. They're showing how they slaughter pigs. They need to stop this. No seriously, this is not a joke. Stop the cruelty. Eat halal free-range chickens. Do not eat battery-caged chickens. This is animal cruelty.

Sooooo, CONVINCED? Well, yeah, honestly, eat free-range chickens cause they taste goooood. "Om nom nom nom." MY SILLY WOMAN! I really missed Rebsies today. (I love you, sweetheart!) AAHHHHHH!!!!!

But I did have a good time spending time with my best female friends (Waleroo and Hanzapalone) and my gay best friend (Alex, with no other funky name). I thank the Almighty for such awesome friends and for Rebsies. THANK THANK YOU YOU.

c sum pics 2 fnd out wad happnd duwin duh opn snday kks? mi is tokkin lyk tat cosh itz kool.















From left to right: Funkyf, Normal Kid, Crazyf





















I swear it was the rain that got to my head. He keeps mentioning how he looks like Chia.





I thank God for these people. Awesome people. But also for my awesomest person, and soulmate :) I love you.





















GUDBAI!

obsession with obsession

WOAH! Cheong Zeken the amazing urban ninja who can defy gravity by jumping on tables and climbing up class doors and hanging upside down for no apparent reason is back! On blogs! AMAZING!